I am not a Capsicle

onyourleft-falcon:

cap-out-of-time:

onyourleft-falcon:

cap-out-of-time:

"Can’t really argue, are you showing off now, Sam?"

"Nope. Not at all." 

"Where did you even get those?"

"I found them in my wardrobe."

"Interesting choice of running clothes."

onyourleft-falcon:

cap-out-of-time:

"Can’t really argue, are you showing off now, Sam?"

"Nope. Not at all." 

"Where did you even get those?"

So what have you been up to since New York?

onyourleft-falcon:

"But really, my ass looks great in these shorts."

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"Can’t really argue, are you showing off now, Sam?"

[text] did sam tell you about that? because i didn't

ahawkinthevents:

cap-out-of-time:

 

ahawkinthevents:

[text] I have spies everywhere, Cap.

[text] EVERYWHERE.

[text] Btw, you might wanna pick a different musical to sing songs from in the shower

[text] CATS just isn’t your show, bro

[text] because i don’t want to

[text] that’s nice but i’m not interested clint

[text] christ on a cracker you’r difficult

[text] If you say yes to one of her matches a month, she doesn’t get so….pester-y.

[text] Makes life a hell of a lot easier, Cap. I promise

[text] the voice of experience?

[text] i’ll think about it

[text] You know it

[text] Just maybe give her some criteria, y’know? She can make some decent choices, I’ll give her that.

[text] It’s worth a shot, at least for a little fun. There’s a guy or two she’s set me up with in the past that I’m still friends with.

[text] just one problem

[text] i had a crush and a best friend and a could-have-been best girl

[text] and a fellow art school student i kissed a couple times

[text] i’m not sure i know what my parameters are

"Hey, Steve..." Claire smiled faintly as she spotted him. "I was gonna ask, d'you wanna have coffee sometime?"

Steve was a little surprised - and considering Tash’s matchmaking campaign, a little suspicious, but he liked Claire. So he smiled back. “Sure, why not?”

[text] did sam tell you about that? because i didn't

 

ahawkinthevents:

[text] I have spies everywhere, Cap.

[text] EVERYWHERE.

[text] Btw, you might wanna pick a different musical to sing songs from in the shower

[text] CATS just isn’t your show, bro

[text] because i don’t want to

[text] that’s nice but i’m not interested clint

[text] christ on a cracker you’r difficult

[text] If you say yes to one of her matches a month, she doesn’t get so….pester-y.

[text] Makes life a hell of a lot easier, Cap. I promise

[text] the voice of experience?

[text] i’ll think about it

onyourleft-falcon:

cap-out-of-time:

Steve shrugged. “Stark mentioned somethin’ about an Avengers headquarters at his tower, but I don’t know if he ever did it. No, it’s - Bucky and I were Brooklyn boys. If he saved me then - then he mighta started rememberin’ and so I thought maybe he’d go home. Try and jog his memory.” Talking about it, Steve’s Brooklyn accent grew thicker.

Sam noted the Brooklyn accent, a small smirk spreading across his face. “So you think we should start there? Sounds like a plan to me. It’s definitely somewhere. But he might not even remember about his own childhood.” He said, shrugging his shoulders. “Let’s just get to Brooklyn and then decide from there.”

"Somethin’ funny?" Steve asked with an arched brow, noting Sam’s expression. He had a feeling he knew what it was and he was more amused than anything but he had to tweak the other man a little. "Gettin’ to Brooklyn and workin’ from there was exactly my plan. And I know he won’t remember but even if he doesn’t - he knows who I was, knows I called him Bucky. Not hard t’look stuff up with that information."

[text] did sam tell you about that? because i didn't

ahawkinthevents:

cap-out-of-time:

ahawkinthevents:

cap-out-of-time:

ahawkinthevents:

[text] I have spies everywhere, Cap.

[text] EVERYWHERE.

[text] Btw, you might wanna pick a different musical to sing songs from in the shower

[text] CATS just isn’t your show, bro

 

[text] :P

[text] there are worse things to be

[text] True.

[text] You could be a melted popsicle.

[text] Oh wait.

[text] you’re just hilarious Clint

[text] really hilarious

[text] Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

[text] So seriously. Why aren’t you asking out the girl from linguistics?

[text] I heard she has a flag tattooed on her hip. I bet she’d show you if you asked nicely.

[text] because i don’t want to

[text] that’s nice but i’m not interested clint

you fall like a guillotine